We dont need no salad dressing
We don’t need no soybean oil
No added trans fats on our veggies
Hey, Wishbone! Leave them greens alone
Leave them greens alone
(With insufficient apologies to Pink Floyd)
Seriously, though, if you have a decent mix of fresh (and/or pickled) veggies on the salad, all you need is a little salt and pepper.
And if you didn’t get the reference, let me introduce you to one of the greatest rock bands of all time… you’re welcome.