​We dont need no salad dressing

We don’t need no soybean oil

No added trans fats on our veggies

Hey, Wishbone! Leave them greens alone

Leave them greens alone

(With insufficient apologies to Pink Floyd) 

Seriously,  though,  if you have a decent mix of fresh (and/or pickled) veggies on the salad, all you need is a little salt and pepper. 

And if you didn’t get the reference,  let me introduce you to one of the greatest rock bands of all time… you’re welcome.