Forget the Avengers or the X-Men. I want to be on Team Umizoomi.
They live in a bright, friendly city solving kids’ problems and teaching kids about math.
And their powers are actually useful for something besides beating people up (and reinforcing the destructive myth of redemptive violence).
And if you couldn’t tell from the video clips, my being half tone deaf wouldn’t even exclude me from the musical numbers.
Seriously, it beats dealing with Frank Miller and those thugs from Arkham Asylum.😎
On the other hand …